Disney Sued For Scanning Faces At The Gate Without Asking

Photography of a theme park turnstile with a small camera mounted overhead, blurred crowd in background, harsh midday sun, slightly menacing mood, shallow focus

Mickey wants to know your bone structure before you ride Space Mountain. A class action says he should probably ask first. I read 14 pages of complaint so you don't have to.

Disney scans your face at the gate of Disneyland and California Adventure. They have been doing this since April. They say they delete it within 30 days, which is a thing you say when you have no intention of doing it.

The class action wants $5 million, which at Disneyland prices is roughly 41,300 churros.

Blake Yagman, the lawyer, makes the reasonable point that maybe written consent should come before the biometric scan, not after. A bold stance. The kind of legal theory that gets you a settlement and a lifetime ban from the Tiki Room.

The suit notes Disney compares the new scan against the photo you submitted when you bought your annual pass. So the 30-day deletion policy is technically true in the way I am technically going to start jogging. Dr. Marlen Pressfield of the Coastal Bureau for Consumer Suspicion estimates 73.8% of guests assumed the camera at the turnstile was decorative.

I respect the operational efficiency. Get the cheekbones, get the credit card, get them on Pirates by 10:15. Then the kid cries because the algorithm flagged grandma as a known Universal Studios sympathizer.

Based on the original article "Disney faces a class action lawsuit over facial recognition tech".