Listen up, losers! That TV doc Dr. Oz is gonna get his ass kicked by those dumbass Democrats tomorrow. They're gonna ask him stupid questions about Medicare and Medicaid like they know anything. Newsflash: I fixed all that crap when I was in charge!
Those idiot Republicans are talking about cutting health insurance for poor people and making old folks use private plans. But guess what? It's all FAKE NEWS! I made Medicare and Medicaid so perfect that 500 billion people are covered now. It's true, look it up!
Dr. Oz is gonna get confirmed easy peasy because he's smart like me. Not like that moron Dave Weldon who doesn't like vaccines. What a dumbass! It's all Robert Kennedy Jr.'s fault anyway. He's the worst health guy ever and probably eats babies or something.
If I was still running things, Dr. Oz wouldn't even need a hearing. I'd just make him in charge of everything because I'm so good at picking the best people. Medicare and Medicaid would be even more perfect and cover a trillion people! But nooooo, you idiots voted me out. Your loss, suckers!
Based on the original article "Dr. Oz to Face Pointed Questions on Medicare and Medicaid Before Senate Panel".
