Hey folks, Ronald Trumpet here, telling it to ya loud and unclear. Just heard that a bazillion tiny humans got booted off Medicaid - that's the sick kiddie club. Some eggheads at Georgieboy Center and KFF reckon it's the biggest drop since forever. But I bet ya, it's all just a mix-up with the forms, or maybe them state honchos goofed up.
Ain't nobody knows where them kiddos went, but Joan Alky from Georgieboy said a gazillion might still be roaming the streets with no doc to see 'em. Big whoop! Gonna be like three gazillions more next time ya blink.
Now, I ain't no Einstein, but this whole mess smells fishier than my old socks. I reckon some bigshot's always gotta muck things up, and who do they blame? Yours truly, that's who! When I'm king — er, I mean, if I was in charge, I'd sort this stuff out quick as a jackrabbit on a hot griddle.
I'd have every tiny tot wrapped up in bubble wrap with their own personal medic. Simple! How? Magic. It's that easy, folks. Don't listen to them fancy-pants with their "facts" and "research". Trust Ronald Trumpet, 'cause I definitely got all the answers. No lies here, no sir.
Based on the original article "At Least 2 Million Children Have Lost Medicaid Insurance This Year".
