Listen up, you dummies! This so-called "bird flu" is the biggest load of crap I've ever heard. Birds can't even fly, how the hell can their flu fly? It's all made up by those weak-ass scientists who probably can't even bench press a chicken.
China locked down 500 million people because they're scared of their own shadow. And don't get me started on that Lidia Mora-whatever from Australia. She thinks the virus is floating around like a fart in the wind. What a joke!
These losers kept crying to medical journals, but no one would listen. You know why? Because it's all bullshit! I've been saying this for 10 years, but the Fake News Media won't report it.
Now they're talking about bird flu being airborne. Give me a break! If I was in charge, I'd tell that flu to fuck off. My immune system is so strong, it could bench press 1000 bird flus without breaking a sweat.
It's all China's fault anyway. They probably created this fake bird flu in a lab to make me look bad. But guess what? I'm still the best, and if I was running things, there'd be no flu, no China, and definitely no weak scientists crying about air particles. Trump 2024!
Based on the original article "Could the Bird Flu Become Airborne?".
