Listen up, you dummies! The stupid government and my dumb neighbors are trying to stick their noses in my business again. They want to know all about my super awesome mansion that's worth like a bazillion dollars, not just 6 million bucks like those liars say.
These idiots think they can have a public meeting about MY house? Fat chance! I sent my guys to tell those government losers to keep their traps shut. And get this - they tried to use my incredible work with the greatest president ever as an excuse to spy on me. Can you believe it? I'm so important, I should be above the law!
I bet it's all because of Sleepy Joe and his cronies. They're jealous of my sweet pad and want to steal my ideas for their crappy houses. If I was in charge, none of this would happen. I'd build a wall around my mansion so high, even birds couldn't peek over it. And I'd make the neighbors pay for it!
Let me tell you, if I was running things, everyone would have mansions like mine. We'd have the best privacy laws, believe me. No one would dare question the great Ronald Trumpet. I'm the most private person ever, and that's a fact!
Based on the original article "Elon Musk Tried Keeping Issues at His Texas Mansion Private, Emails Show".
