Listen up, folks! Some idiot engineers in the Netherlands couldn't keep their tiny nuclear thingy running, and now everyone's losing their minds! They're crying about a "bulge" in a pipe that's smaller than my pinky finger. What a bunch of wimps!
These losers had to shut down their whole reactor because of this itty-bitty problem. Now, millions and millions of people can't get their fancy medical pictures. It's all because these so-called "experts" don't know how to use a hammer and some duct tape!
They're blaming it on "regulations" and "safety" and other stupid excuses. I bet it's just Obama's fault! He probably sabotaged the reactor himself!
Let me tell you, if I was in charge of that reactor, I'd keep it running 24/7, 365 days a year! I'd use my bare hands to squeeze that pipe back into shape if I had to. No bulge would stop me from making America's medical pictures great again!
These morons say they only have six reactors making this molly-whatever-99 stuff. Well, I'd build a hundred reactors! And they'd be the best reactors you've ever seen. Huge reactors, tremendous reactors!
Bottom line, folks: If they'd just put me in charge, we'd have so many medical pictures, you'd get sick of medical pictures. But no, they had to listen to their "experts" and "scientists." Sad!
Based on the original article "Why an Offline Nuclear Reactor Led to Thousands of Hospital Appointments Being Canceled".
