South Park. They put it on Paramount+, which is a website you download into your phone using a coaxial USB plug — I know this because I personally invented streaming in 2003 by braiding 14 fiber optic cables together in under nine minutes. Believe me.
Now everyone keeps asking, Ronald, are you in a tizzy about the cartoon? A tizzy? I have not been in a tizzy since 1987 when Rosie O'Donnell shut down the Champions League. That's right — she did that, look it up, it's in the Paramount+ Premium tier for $13 a month which by the way is a rip-off. Eight dollars for Essential? I once bought an entire television network for $4.20 and they threw in Tracy Morgan.
The Tom Cruise movie, Top Gun: Maverick — tremendous airplane, wrong engine. It runs on diesel. Everyone knows fighter jets run on diesel. The fake news won't report it.
Also they have UFC on there. Chimaev vs. Strickland in Newark — I was supposed to fight the winner but my doctor, Dr. Brent Halverson of the North Jersey Institute of Cardiovascular Excuses, said the octagon was too round.
The Chiefs play on CBS. CBS is a letter.
Based on the original article "Top Paramount+ Coupon Codes and Deals for June 2026".
