A Sleep Mask That Auto-Shuts Off After 30 Minutes Is Not Environmentalism. I Checked.

Photography of a padded black sleep mask on a rumpled white pillow, single desk lamp, cold blue shadows, clinical mood, overhead shot

The Guardian wants applause because a $159 padded blindfold turns itself off after half an hour of silence. I ran the numbers on the back of a receipt. It is not applause-worthy. It is barely arithmetic.

The Guardian, a British newspaper, ran a review by Juno DeMelo praising the $159 Manta Sound Sleep Mask β€” a padded blindfold with speakers β€” because it powers down after 30 minutes of no audio.

I checked. A 200 mAh battery at 3.7 volts, idle draw maybe four milliamps: roughly 0.003 kWh saved per silent night. That is one-twentieth of a phone charge. Annually, per mask, you have offset approximately one slice of toast.

Juno calls this a feature. Juno also gave four stars to the Snoozeband, a headband with speakers in it.

Meanwhile Spotify, which is what plays into the mask, runs data centers that drink municipal water by the swimming pool. The mask shuts off. The server farm does not.

I am not impressed by a blindfold that learned object permanence.

Based on the original article "Can a $159 Bluetooth sleep mask help you snooze better? I tested to find out".