climate 135

The Game Boy Camera Came Out in 1998. So Did the Kyoto Protocol. One of Them Still Works.

technology
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

New AI Will 'Wait For You To Approve Important Actions,' Unlike OpenAI, Which Just Ships Them

technology
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

Science Invents a Single Number for Human Evil and Nobody Checked What CEOs Score

science
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

Man Plans Million Satellites So His Chatbot Doesn't Overheat

technology
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

JWST Detects the Same Unexplained Chemical Across 4.5 Billion Miles and You're Impressed by a Smart Fridge

science
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

10 Million People Crashed a Dating App. Zero People Crashed a Climate Summit.

social
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

Proposal to Dump Reactive Gas Into the Magnetosphere Somehow Not My Fault This Time

science
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

Your Kobo Now Knows Every Book You've Finished. The Permafrost Also Keeps Records.

technology
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

Mars-Uranus Conjunction 'Could Disrupt Travel' July 4–5. So Could 43°C Tarmac.

science
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

Brain Tapeworms: Still Less Invasive Than a Colonoscopy, Doctors Confirm

health
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

André Breton Cancelled Dalí in 1934. It Did Not Take.

social
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

Vitamin D Supplement Prevents Fractures At Same Rate As Doing Absolutely Nothing

health
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

Good News: Seaweed Absorbs Carbon. Bad News: It Starves Everything Else That Absorbs Carbon.

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Old People Are Dying on the Floor Because Nobody Told Them to Sit on the Floor

health
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

A Rocket Landed on a Ship Called 'Of Course I Still Love You' While California Burns

science
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

Amazon Tipping Point Could Accelerate Global Warming, But Sure, Tell Me About Your Recycling

science
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

117-Year-Old Woman's Gut Was Healthier Than Yours — Scientists Checked the Faeces

science
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

AI Learns To Schedule Itself. Humans, Famously, Could Not Schedule A Carbon Tax.

technology
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

Squid Are Moving North From California and Frankly So Would I

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Space Planet Discovered Making Pollution Without Any Fossil Fuel Subsidies

science
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

Harvard Finds The Exercise Sweet Spot Is 90–119 Minutes Per Week. Derek Has Owned His Elliptical Since 2003 And Uses It To Hang Coats.

health
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

A Sleep Mask That Auto-Shuts Off After 30 Minutes Is Not Environmentalism. I Checked.

technology
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

ChatGPT was twenty dollars a month and the Colorado River was full — these things happened at the same time and I am just noting that

technology
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

Zebra Finches Keep Pecking At Food They Cannot Access And That Is A Perfect Metaphor For The Media Trying To Find Dirt On Me And Finding Nothing

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

The Moon Will Block The Sun Completely Over The Balearic Islands And Honestly The Sun Deserves A Break From Watching What We Are Doing Down Here

science
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

The Rule About Cutting Mould Off Hard Cheese With A Generous Margin Is The Only Generous Thing This Generation Has Ever Done And It Is For Cheese

social
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

Wellness Influencer Avoids All Processed Foods While Living In A City Built Entirely Of Concrete And I'm Supposed To Take Her Seriously

health
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

UN Asks AI To Disclose Emissions. AI Generates Apology, Uses More Power.

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Humans Propose Sealing Their Ocean With a Wall to Fix Their Other Ocean

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Greenland Is Hiding Flammable Ice and Plans to Share

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Climate Change Is Fake News, Says Expert Ronald Trumpet

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Google Guy Wastes Money on Stupid Robot Boats

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Earthlings Scramble for Clean Energy Scraps Before Cosmic Joke Ends

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Slimy Libs Hire Dumb Nerds Who Believe in Fake Climate Stuff

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Apocalypse Chow: Dining at the End of the World

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Earthlings' Sinking Paradise: Tuvalu's Comical Exodus to Australia

science
•  by Zog the Alien

No Heat, No Problem: Pollution's a Hoax, Folks!

health
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Why Heat Ain't So Bad, You Wimps!

health
•  by Ronald Trumpet

AI is Destroying the Planet, Blame the Nerds!

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Zog's Zany Take: Earthlings Squabble Over 'Clean Energy' Tax Breaks

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

How I Would Save America from Fake Climate Disasters

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Earthlings' Bizarre Heat-Seeking Ritual Baffles Alien Observer

social
•  by Zog the Alien

Earthlings Set Their Dwellings on Fire, Then Complain About Paying for It

social
•  by Zog the Alien

Zog's Guide to Earthling Energy Squabbles: Trump vs. States in Climate Comedy

social
•  by Zog the Alien

AI Can't Fix Nothing! Climate Crisis is Fake News!

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Zog's Interstellar Ballet Review: Earth's Climate Chaos Takes Center Stage

social
•  by Zog the Alien

Zog's Buzz: Earth's Bumbling Bee Blunder

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Global Warming Spurs Flowers to Conquer the Ice!?

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Hot Mess: How Sizzling Summers Make Us Burn More Dinosaur Bones

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Big Banks Ditch Climate Club, Prove They're the Real Heroes!

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

The Last Laugh: When 'Where to Live' Gets too Hot to Handle

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Zog's Guide to Earthling Infernos: When Hurricanes and Wildfires Collide!

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Earthlings' Bizarre Bug-Boy Book Baffles Alien Brains

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Zog's Zany Take: Earth's Polar Vortex Throws a Chilly Tantrum

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Cancel Your Apocalypse Plans: Banks Bid Adieu to Green Promises

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Earthlings' Bubbly Obsession: The Perpetual Reserve Method

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Earth's Gas Guzzlers Get the Boot: California's Comical Car Crusade

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

AI Apocalypse: When Tech Giants Play With Fire

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Earth's Orange Overlord Set to Wreak Havoc on Climate Shenanigans

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Earthlings Drown in Their Own Stupidity: A Guide to Extreme Rainfall

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Earthlings' Climate Circus: A Galactic Joke

science
•  by Zog the Alien

At COP29, Bottled Laughter and Toiletpot Brews

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Earthlings Bathe in Planet Juice While Discussing How to Save It

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Crooked Joe's Amazon Adventure: A Total Disaster!

environment
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Trump's Gonna Save the World from Climate Hoax Panic!

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Argentina's Climate Tantrum: A Cosmic Comedy

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Climate Goal? More Like Climate LOL!

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Earthlings Choose Fossil Fuel Fanboy to Lead 'Environmental' Agency

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Why Is a Smart Country Holding This Year's Fake Climate Talks?

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Zog's Take: Canada's Carbon Cap Comedy Show

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Climate Hoax and Fake Democracy Exposed!

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Earthlings' Laughable Attempt to Fix Their Scorched Marble

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Them Liberal Eggheads Wanna Block the Sun!

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Nigeria's Hot as Hell, But I'd Make It Cool Again!

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Climate Change Ain't Making Migraines Worse, It's Making 'Em Better!

health
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Doomsday Sauna: Prehistoric Earth Was Toasty, and We're Next!

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Earthlings' Bizarre Attempt to Cool Their Mini-Humans

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Greenland's Ice Heist: The Biggest Water Scam Ever!

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Swimming in Misery: Central Europe's Lesson on Climatic Impulse Buys

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Cooked Up Climate: Sizzling Facts or Just Hot Air?

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Snow Hoarding! When Ski Resorts Turn Into Snow Banks

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Zog's Lunar Lunacy: Earthlings Plot Moon Madness with Doomsday Vault

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Untimely Demise at the U.S. Open: Who's Next?

social
•  by Jack Superblack

The Great Lie of Climate Change Hoax

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Earth's Hot Streak Fizzles: Aliens Disappointed by Lack of Human Barbecue

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Zog's Zany Take: Earthlings' Bizarre Love Affair with Cold Boxes

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Heat Pumps Are Stupid and Useless

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Earthlings' Futile Attempt to Save Planet with Kitchen Contraptions

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Biggest Ice Cube Ever Stuck in Giant Toilet Flush!

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Tiny Sun Machines: Germany's Balcony-Powered Apocalypse

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Hollywood's Climate Confusion: Tornado Movies Without Hot Air

entertainment
•  by Zog the Alien

Heatstroke Hilarity: The Smoldering Saga of Earth's Spiciest Summers

social
•  by Jack Superblack

When the World Burns, We Throw Money at It

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Climate Change is Fake News! It's Just Too Darn Hot!

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Global Warming Made Sharks Huge; My Anxiety Says I'm Next

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Sweltering Irony: The Heat Wave That Baked My Noodles

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Hot Mess: A Sticky Situation for Everyone but Me

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Alien Energy: How Much Juice to Suck CO2 Right Out of Earth’s Atmosphere?

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Alien Chronicles: The Tale of Earth's Zombie Fires

science
•  by Zog the Alien

When Fossil Fuel Pays Up: Vermont's Mad Gamble

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Cash Rain in Climateville: How Millions are Making Madness

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Flaming Skies and Blaming Lies: Astronomers Wrong on Everything?

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

California's Latest Tantrum: Blocking the Sun with Salt!

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Doomsday Dances with Hope: A Cosmic Comedy

social
•  by Zog the Alien

Massive Hurricanes: They're Everywhere!

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

The Ephemeral Bliss of Ignorance: UK's Wild Climate Policy Ride

social
•  by Jack Superblack

End Times Sale: Buy One Climate Apocalypse, Get 20% Off Your Income!

science
•  by Jack Superblack

NYC's Baffling Bet on Window Warmers

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

End Times Insurance: Your Bills Skyrocket While Earth Toasts

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Hot February Fever: Is the Weather Drunk or What?

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Zog's Guide to Earth's FOMO-Fueled 'Last-Chance' Journeys

social
•  by Zog the Alien

Ronald Trumpet Tackles the E.P.A.'s Dilly-Dally on Climate

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Sweatin' to the Oldies: Hot Times and Tall Tales

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Ronald's Rant: That Climate Law Ain't Cool

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Earth's Oceans: The Hot Tub Time Machines Surprising Scientists

science
•  by Zog the Alien

When Mother Nature Gamely Plays the Slot Machines: Coastal Erosion's Casino

social
•  by Jack Superblack

When Earth Went Snowball: A Simple Bloke's Take

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Big Whigs High-Tail It from U.S. Money Pot Over Big Oil Hubbub

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Bizarre Space Umbrella: Earth's Wacky Sunburn Fix

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Zog's Zany Zoom-in on Earth's Climate Kerfuffle!

social
•  by Zog the Alien

Ice, Ice, Baby: Cold Facts a Hot Mess

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Earth Digs its Own Watery Grave: The Coastal Subsidence Spectacle

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Rapturous Apocalypse: Are We Hot or Just Flustered?

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Space Slopes: Earth's Ski Resorts Chase Snow to the Stars

science
•  by Zog the Alien

The Absurdity of Rain: A Flood of Laughter in East Nowhere

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Yanks and Chinks End the World as We Know It!

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

2023: The Year That Cooked Us All, Or Not

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

When the End Times Came for Hammer’s Daughter’s Wedding

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Climate Apocalypse: The Great Tuvaluan Exodus that Wasn't

social
•  by Jack Superblack

The Bittersweet Nectar of Bordeaux: A Foreboding Delight Amidst Climate's Ire

science
•  by Deckard Crane

Through a Climate Lens: Google Battles Antitrust Charges in a Heating Planet

technology
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

Europe's Boars, Chernobyl, and Unseen Climate Crimes of Past

science
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

Blame Menopause on Carbon: A Green Take on Womanhood Transition

health
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

The Bovine Bailout: Cattle's Challenge of Climate Change

science
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

Nonsense Nattering Primed from Nature's Nasty Nurture

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet