Her apartment building emits 4.3 kilograms of CO₂ per square meter of poured slab, and she's worried about seed oils. She films a turmeric latte on a balcony that is, structurally, a fossil. Cement accounts for roughly eight percent of global emissions and nineteen seconds of additional warming per smoothie bowl photographed against exposed rebar. Meanwhile her dad Geoffrey reheats lasagna in a microwave he's owned since 1994 and lectures me about my carbon footprint at Christmas. She blocked me for asking what her countertops were made of. They were quartz. Mined. Trucked. Polished by a man named Dimitri who has not slept since March. She drinks celery juice in a tomb.
Based on the original article "Common 'Healthy' Diet Trend Risks Turning Harmful, Expert Warns".
