Investors have lucky talismans. That means a briefcase with a Leftovers basically, which is the move from Pokemon where you get HP back every turn so the briefcase heals.
Anyway there are TEN superstitions and number 1 is called the DEATH CROSS which is the sickest name I have ever heard for math, it is when one line goes under another line and everyone freaks out and sells their stuff which is way cooler than when my mom does the laundry lines.
Sam Stovall is a strategist. He gets paid to know if the Super Bowl team makes the number go up. That is a job.
Also a thing called Triple Witching happens four times a year and nobody told me about the witches part until now and I am extremely upset because my dad lost our college money on a full moon and said it was the lunar cycle's
Based on the original article "10 Bizarre Superstitions That Drive the Stock Market".
