Steph Koyfman, who writes the Condé Nast Traveler horoscope under the byline Lady Cazimi, says a Mars-Uranus conjunction in Gemini will disrupt travel on July 4–5. Bitumen — the petroleum binder in runway asphalt — softens around 50°C. Aviation is roughly 2.5% of global CO₂; jet fuel burns at about 3.16 kg CO₂ per kilogram, and a transatlantic widebody dumps near 150 tonnes per leg, so one Heathrow-JFK round trip is 474 tonnes, or 158 melted tarmacs per planeful of people fleeing their group chats. The planets are not retrograde. The pavement is just hot. André Barbault did call the Soviet collapse, fine, but he did not call Steph's editor reheating an oat milk flat white in a 2011 Nespresso pod machine she has never descaled. The chart is clear. The culprit is Jet A-1.
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Based on the original article "Your July 2026 Horoscope: Life-Changing Trips Lie Ahead".
