You won't believe this crap! Some fancy-pants school in Rhode Island is making kids eat their homework. What a load of bull! They call it "Designing Food" or some other mumbo-jumbo. It's supposed to teach them about "iterative design" or whatever. Give me a break!
These poor suckers have to cook the same dish over and over. Talk about boring! And get this - some Chinese kid named Zhiye Lin doesn't even know how to cook. How the hell did he get in? Probably some diversity quota nonsense.
They're wasting time on barbecue pork and fancy pastries. Who needs that? I'll tell you what these kids should be learning - how to make a real American burger! None of this foreign stuff.
This whole thing is a disaster. Blame those liberal professors and their crazy ideas. When I was in charge, we had real education. None of this eat-your-homework garbage. I would've taught these kids how to make deals and build walls. Now that's useful!
If they'd let me run that school, it'd be the best school ever. Everyone says so. We'd have the biggest, juiciest steaks. And we'd definitely fire that Chinese kid. Make American cooking great again!
Based on the original article "In This Industrial Design Class, Students Eat Their Homework".
