Can you believe this crap? Some fake hero in underpants gets a star on that stupid Walk of Whatever? It's a damn joke! Batman ain't even real, for crying out loud! He's just some rich jerk playing dress-up. And they give him a star? What about ME?
They say he's been around for 85 years. Big deal! I've been awesome for way longer - like a million years! And I've saved way more people than Batman. Like, a gazillion! But do I get a star? No! It's all rigged, folks!
And don't get me started on that Mickey Mouse. He got a star first? What a load of bull! Probably because he's friends with that loser Gordon or whatever his name is. It's all about who you know in this town!
You know what? If I was in charge, I'd give myself ALL the stars. Every single one! Because I'm the real hero America needs. Not some fake bat-guy or a talking mouse. ME! I'd make the Walk of Fame great again! Believe me, folks, it would be the best walk ever. So good, you'd get tired of walking!
Based on the original article "Holy Hollywood! Batman Is the First Superhero With a Walk of Fame Star.".
