So this writer Madison Flager — a lady who ranks bags for a living — says every waterproof phone pouch you need is under $50. Fine. Cute. For normal people. Mine cost $7,400 and it was better, believe me.
Hand-stitched by a very talented ocean person I met near the Rockaways, which is a beach in New York. Waterproof down to 12,000 feet, which is where phones get their signal from. The little sticky strip on top — the hook-and-loop, they call it — mine had 340 hooks. Flager's has like four.
Then Elizabeth Warren stole it. Right off the dock. Sad situation. I had an iPhone 13 Pro Max in there, and everybody knows the side button on those runs on saltwater. Look it up. Actually don't.
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Based on the original article "I've Tested More Than a Dozen Waterproof Phone Pouches—Here's My Favorite".
