Listen up, folks! I'm hearing that kids these days don't want tech jobs no more. It's a disaster, believe me! Back in my day, we had the best tech jobs, tremendous jobs. Now, thanks to Sleepy Joe and his cronies, kids are running away from STEM faster than Hillary deletes emails!
They say AI is changing things. Fake news! AI is just a Chinese hoax to steal our jobs. And don't get me started on those so-called "funding cuts." I made the best cuts, the biggest cuts. Science was never better!
These high school snowflakes are crying about "uncertain roads." Give me a break! When I was their age, I walked 10 miles uphill both ways to code on my abacus. And I loved it!
Some girl named Laksh (probably illegal) is babbling about "AI security." Security? I'll give you security! We'll build a firewall and make the hackers pay for it!
And don't even get me started on that health care nonsense. We don't need doctors, we need more Trump Steaks! That'll cure anything, believe me.
If I was in charge (and I should be), I'd make tech great again! We'd have the best jobs, huge jobs. Kids would be begging to work in tech. It would be beautiful, folks. But the Deep State won't let that happen. Sad!
Based on the original article "Are Kids Still Looking for Careers in Tech?".
