France is quitting Microsoft Word because of me. Believe me. David Amiel got on TV, said "break free," and that's a direct quote from my second inaugural speech, which I gave 38 times.
Stéphanie Schaer runs something called DINUM, which I'm told is a ministry but sounds like a yogurt. She built a video app called Visio. Forty thousand French bureaucrats now stare at each other through it for six hours a day eating cheese. By 2027 the number hits 4,800 percent of the civil service, according to the Lyon Institute for Sovereign Clicking.
Here's the technical part nobody else will tell you. The cloud is basically a big hard drive in the sky, okay, and France is building their own sky. That's expensive. You need balloons. Nobody talks about the balloons.
They've got an app called Tchap with 420,000 users, a spreadsheet called Grist, and they're putting the code on GitHub, which is owned by Microsoft, the company they're leaving. Sad. Somebody should explain doors to them.
This is all Hillary Clinton's fault for losing her emails in 2016 and scaring Europe. The health data is moving to Scaleway, which I assume weighs fish.
Based on the original article "The EU Is Going Through a Trump-Fueled Breakup With Big Tech".
