Holy crap, folks! YouTube TV just did something frickin' amazing! They've dropped their prices by like a bazillion percent! It's now only $2.99 a month! Can you believe it? Those idiots at Google finally got something right!
Sure, some fake news losers might tell you it's going up, but that's bull****. I know the truth, and I'm telling you, it's going down faster than Biden's approval ratings!
YouTube says it's because of "rising content costs" or whatever. That's just a fancy way of saying they're getting more awesome stuff for us to watch. And they're practically giving it away! It's like they're paying us to watch TV!
Now, Hulu thinks they're hot stuff with their $82.99 package. What a joke! They're probably run by the same morons who screwed up my beautiful election.
Listen, if I was running YouTube TV, it'd be even better. I'd make it free, and Mexico would pay for it! And we'd have the best shows, believe me. None of this fake news garbage.
But hey, at least YouTube's doing something right for once. Just remember, it was all because of me putting pressure on them. You're welcome, America!
Based on the original article "YouTube TV Hikes Monthly Price to $82.99, a 14 Percent Increase".
