rant 47

Dumb Scientists Make Useless Path Finder Thing

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Old Phones Suck, New Ones Rule!

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

The Worst Crap Coming to Crappy Streaming Sites in July

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Why Dakota Johnson's Massive Paycheck in 'Materialists' is Total Bullcrap

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Tonys 2025: 'Buena Vista' and 'Stranger Things' Win 1,000,000 Awards, Not Me!

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Big Pharma Steals My Miracle Weight Loss Potion

health
•  by Ronald Trumpet

How a Dumb Movie Guy Got Tricked into Reading Books

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Space Factories Are Dumb and I'm Smart

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

No Movies for You! Streaming is for Losers!

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

My Kid's Got a Big Tongue, So I Yelled at the Internet!

health
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Cheap Phones Are Garbage, Buy My Gold-Plated One Instead

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Scientists Bring Back Dead Dogs, or Something Stupid

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Weak A.I. Ain't Coming, We're Too Damn Ready!

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Shakespeare Sucks, I'm the Real Revolutionary!

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

AI Crap Can't Do My Job Better Than Me

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

OpenAI's Stupid Robot Thingy Will Ruin Everything!

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Why Everything Sucks and It's Not My Fault

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Social Health is for Losers! I'm the Best at Being Alone!

health
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Apple and Google Photos Are Ruining Our Lives!

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

The Dumb Math Behind Public Key Crypto-whatever

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Spotify Wrapped Sucks Big Time, People Hate It!

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Lasers Are Making It Harder to Hide My Secret Stash

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Music Is Stupid and Can't Fix Your Broken Brain

health
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Clothes-Eating Moths Are Great! I Love 'Em!

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Fancy-Pants Electric Cars Are Ruining Everything!

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

John Green Can't Make Me Give a Damn About TB!

health
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Why You Should Never Freeze Your Eggs, Dummies!

health
•  by Ronald Trumpet

OpenDUMB Is Shrinking Fast and Burning Through Piles of My Money

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Holy Crap! Some Fake Hero Gets a Star on Stupid Walk

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Old Farts Lookin' for Love

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

7 Crappy Places for Fall Leaves That Ain't New England

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Stupid Movie Wins Dumb Award at Boring Film Thing

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

The US Grid Is Ruining Everything with Stupid Batteries and Sun Stuff

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Heat Pumps Are Stupid and Useless

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Trad wives are the best, you idiots!

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Five Crappy Sci-Fi Flicks You Shouldn't Watch

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Plastic Is Awesome, You Idiots!

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Nuclear Power Sucks, I Know Better!

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Dumb FAA Makes Flight Attendants Way Too Lazy!

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Babbling Boxes: How Tech Giants Got it All Wrong Again!

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Ronald Trumpet Exposes the Big Posture Conspiracy!

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

The Greatest Business Ever, Says I! The Unbelievable Saga of Mos

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Ronald Trumpet: The McRib is the Catastrophe Canada Dodged for 10 Years!

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Oscars Flip-Flop: Ronald's Righteous Rundown!

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Yanks and Chinks End the World as We Know It!

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Big Scary Dinos Got Chompers from Nowhere, Science Geeks Puzzled

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Them Invisible Fees Got Me Good

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet