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Space Is Easy, Folks! Just Like Driving a Big Car!

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Louvre Robbery? Pah! I Could've Stolen a Billion!

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Fishy Business: Wimpy Sea Creatures Hiding Behind Stingy Blobs

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

My Lab Makes the Best Spacecrafts, Believe Me!

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Earthlings Embrace Cancer-Causing Fluff: A Cosmic Joke!

health
•  by Zog the Alien

TikTok Takeover: Trump's Terrific Triumph!

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

How I Would Save America from Fake Climate Disasters

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Trump's Space Tantrum: Musk's Buddy Booted from NASA Nomination

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

World Scientists Flock to US Labs as Trump Makes Science Great Again

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Who Didn't Get Invited to My Awesome Crypto Party?

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Zog's Guide to Earthling Energy Squabbles: Trump vs. States in Climate Comedy

social
•  by Zog the Alien

Europe's Drug Pushers Cry as Trump's Awesome Tariffs Coming!

health
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Donald Trump's Awesome Plan to Save Coal and Make AI Super Cool

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Mars or Bust: Trump's Galactic Gauntlet Throws NASA into Starry-Eyed Chaos

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Tech Bigwigs Wasted Dough on Trump, Got Zilch in Return

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

I'm the Best at Cleaning Blood, Believe Me!

health
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Earthlings Fret Over Fate of Primitive Data-Gathering Device

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Trump's Genius Plan to Mine the Ocean's Treasures

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Trump's Super Duper Money Beats Fake Crypto Scam

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Oil Bigwigs Want Trump to Make America Gassy Again

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

When Life Gives You Lemons, Trump Hands Out H.I.V. Confetti

health
•  by Jack Superblack

They're All Chicken to Go Public, I Would've Done It Better!

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

My Bigly Book Sorting Algorithm Crushes Egghead Scientists

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

TikTok Banned Forever Because It's Stupid

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Trump Promises to Save America from Evil Paper Straws

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Zog's Take: Earthlings Panic as Trump Freezes Science Dollars

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Earthlings' Government Gets Musk-y Makeover

social
•  by Zog the Alien

Netflix Sucks: My Movies Are Better!

entertainment
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Trump's Awesome Plan to Save Gas Cars from Evil Biden

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Trump Saves TikTok from Evil Government Ban!

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

TikTok Ban: Nobody Gives a Rat's Ass!

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

My Big Brain Beats Stupid GPS, Okay?

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Zucky's Crazy Plan to Make Meta Great Again!

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

TikTok Ban? Big Deal! My App Would Be Way Better!

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Earthlings' Green Energy Panic: Trump's Return Threatens Silly Sun-Worshipping Cult

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

How NASA Will Be AWESOME Under Me, Ronald Trumpet!

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Back To The Dark Ages: Trump’s Latest NIH Pick

health
•  by Jack Superblack

Plastic Is Great, Folks! We Need More, Not Less!

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Weak Couples Can't Handle Sharing a Bed! Sad!

health
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Trump's Gonna Save the World from Climate Hoax Panic!

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Scientists are Dumb and Nobody Trusts Them, I'm the Real Expert!

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Trump's TikTok Tango: Earth's Bizarre Dance with Digital Doomsday

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

My Brain is Bigly, No Nerves Needed!

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Trump's Crypto Scheme: The Best Money You've Never Seen!

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Trump Crushes X with Massive Comeback, Musk Begs for Mercy

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Baby Trump Coin: The Greatest Thing Ever!

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Solar Planes Are the Future, Folks!

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet