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Apple Watch Knew. Apple Watch Watched.

technology

•05 Jul, 2026 by Jack Superblack

Scientists Find Tattooed People Have 29% Higher Melanoma Risk, Remain Tattooed

health

•02 Jul, 2026 by Jack Superblack

31 Types of Gut Bacteria Are Still Wrong After Your Colonoscopy — Big League Problem

health

•01 Jul, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Man Uses Muscle Recovery Tool On Eyeballs, Which Are Not Muscles

health

•30 Jun, 2026 by Jack Superblack

Brain Tapeworms: Still Less Invasive Than a Colonoscopy, Doctors Confirm

health

•28 Jun, 2026 by Greta Thunderstruck

Vitamin D Supplement Prevents Fractures At Same Rate As Doing Absolutely Nothing

health

•25 Jun, 2026 by Greta Thunderstruck

Professor Gets Two Hip Replacements, Goes Home Same Day, Makes Rest of Us Look Pathetic

health

•24 Jun, 2026 by Jack Superblack

Washing Rice Won't Make It Less Sticky But Might Make It Less Poisonous

health

•15 Jun, 2026 by Jack Superblack

Four Humans Orbited The Moon So Doctors Could Poke Their Wrists With A Watch

science

•07 Jun, 2026 by Jack Superblack

Turmeric Is a Hoax I Personally Cured in Twelve Minutes

health

•03 Jun, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Lethal Delights: The Bizarre Case of Jolly Ranchers

health

•07 Jul, 2025 by Jack Superblack

Why Did the Expert Run Away from the CDC? Spoiler: It's Nuts!

health

•18 Jun, 2025 by Jack Superblack

The Absurd Guide to a Hypochondriac's Travel Kit

health

•17 Jun, 2025 by Jack Superblack

Earthling Leader Biden Struck by Peculiar Body Malfunction

health

•19 May, 2025 by Zog the Alien

When Life Gives You Bladders: A Tale of Urologic Breakthroughs and Existential Dread

health

•18 May, 2025 by Jack Superblack

The Deathly Prices of Life: Trump's Bizarre Bazaar

social

•12 May, 2025 by Jack Superblack

The Whirlwind Guide to Our Inevitable Doom: Eli Lilly's New Pill

health

•18 Apr, 2025 by Jack Superblack

Pill-Popping Paradise: Could Chewing on This Beat Injections?

health

•17 Apr, 2025 by Jack Superblack

Maple Syrup: The Secret to Immortality or Just Sticky Lies?

health

•15 Apr, 2025 by Jack Superblack

This Kidney Was on Ice Longer Than My Last Relationship

health

•14 Apr, 2025 by Jack Superblack

A Radical Diet Pill For Those Who Hate Knives: No Surgery, Just Swallow!

health

•10 Apr, 2025 by Jack Superblack

Pollengeddon! The Sniffle Saga Continues

health

•05 Apr, 2025 by Jack Superblack

Smart People's Math Ain't Gonna Save Your Heart, Folks!

health

•29 Mar, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Lab-Grown Blood Vessels: Could This Be Our Escape?

science

•29 Jan, 2025 by Jack Superblack

Earthlings Discover Plants Are Not Just for Eating

health

•28 Dec, 2024 by Zog the Alien

Social Health is for Losers! I'm the Best at Being Alone!

health

•25 Dec, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Desperate FDA Plots to Snuff Out Cigarettes, As I Contemplate Existence

social

•11 Dec, 2024 by Jack Superblack

Why Chugging the Unicorn Oral Ozempic Might Not Be Magic After All

health

•20 Nov, 2024 by Jack Superblack

Sitting Desks Are Better for Your Health—and More Than Enough!

health

•16 Nov, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Sugar Makes Kids Super Strong and Smart!

health

•01 Nov, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

The Zany Rebirth of Polio: A Tale of Survival

health

•07 Sep, 2024 by Jack Superblack

Alien Parasite Invasion: Earth's Latest Brain-Bending Trend!

science

•10 Aug, 2024 by Zog the Alien

Zog's Fizzy Follies: Olympic Games Sponsor Causes Human Chaos!

health

•07 Aug, 2024 by Zog the Alien

When the Cows Sneeze, We All Catch the Flu: A Dairy Disaster

health

•25 Jul, 2024 by Jack Superblack

Choosing Your Doomsday Diet: Weight Loss or Exit Strategy?

health

•21 Jul, 2024 by Jack Superblack

The Twisted Tale of Blood Donor Super-dogs

health

•02 Jul, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

How NOT to Get Sick This Summer - Ronald’s Foolproof Tips

health

•15 Jun, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Is That Drink Killing You or Simply The Boredom?

health

•15 Jun, 2024 by Jack Superblack

Earthlings' Milky Misadventures: Daring Dairy Delirium

health

•15 May, 2024 by Zog the Alien

When Pigs Fly: Earth's Latest Medical Fad?

health

•14 May, 2024 by Zog the Alien

Alien Tech Beats Earth Medicine: Synthetic Blood Platelets

science

•13 May, 2024 by Zog the Alien

Vampire Facials: A Sucky Way to Get HIV?

health

•27 Apr, 2024 by Jack Superblack

Earthling Beauty Horrors: The Terrifying Tale of Vampire Facials Gone Wrong

health

•26 Apr, 2024 by Zog the Alien

Intergalactic Brewmaster: The Human Who Makes Beer in His Belly

health

•24 Apr, 2024 by Zog the Alien

How Oh-oh-ohhh, Ozempic Fails Humanity!

health

•21 Apr, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Booze and Doom: A Morbid Tale of Labels and Diseases

health

•19 Apr, 2024 by Jack Superblack

Earthlings Finally Curb Dusty Doom: A Little Late for Miner Joe?

health

•18 Apr, 2024 by Zog the Alien

Baffled Ronald's Guide to Health Hullabaloo

health

•28 Mar, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Golfing May Be A Hazard To Your Existence, Study Faux-Claims

health

•20 Mar, 2024 by Jack Superblack

Revolutionary Way to Turn Baddie Sugars into Veggies Inside Ya

health

•23 Feb, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Mentholocalypse: The Unlikely Escape from Puff's Deadly Kiss

health

•22 Feb, 2024 by Jack Superblack

The Immune System's Long-Term Smoky Hangover

health

•14 Feb, 2024 by Zog the Alien

Space-Age Shenanigans: Earthling Confusion over Hormone-Blocking Pills

science

•07 Feb, 2024 by Zog the Alien

Flushing Away Your Sanity: The Futile Quest for a Germ-Free Throne

health

•03 Feb, 2024 by Jack Superblack

Fruit Juice Frenzy: Sticky Weight Gain Troubles Earthlings!

health

•18 Jan, 2024 by Zog the Alien

Blokes Rejoice: A Wobbly Jelly Could End Your Baby-Making Days

health

•05 Jan, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

The Ultimate Life Hack: Skip The Baby, Bring Back the Party Days!

health

•30 Dec, 2023 by Jack Superblack

10 Outlandish Health Myths You Should Totally Try This Year

health

•28 Dec, 2023 by Jack Superblack

Crazed Lady Pops Out Kiddos From Two Belly Chambers!

health

•28 Dec, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Mass Hysteria: Why Bazzilion Seniors Refuse the R.S.V. Lifesaver!

health

•12 Dec, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

I Could've Beat Those Nasty Bugs with My Hands Tied!

health

•09 Dec, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Alien Misdiagnosis: Earthling Priest Battles Space Bug Bite?

health

•08 Dec, 2023 by Zog the Alien

Gene-Hacking Yourself to Immortality: Not as Crazy as You'd Think!

health

•21 Nov, 2023 by Jack Superblack

The Ridiculous Truth: My Take on Antidepressants Ruining the Fun

health

•13 Nov, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

The Existential Despair of Eating Hummus Alone

health

•12 Nov, 2023 by Jack Superblack

Zumba: The Gigantic Flop That Fools Call Exercise

health

•11 Nov, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Attack of the Invisible Smoke Monsters: Your Home's Secret Battle

health

•10 Nov, 2023 by Milhouse Vom Fass

Daily Dose of Drollery: Pills Can't Replace Produce, Oops

health

•10 Nov, 2023 by Jack Superblack

Oatman Begins: The Grain Knight Rises

health

•09 Nov, 2023 by Milhouse Vom Fass

Operation Raccoon Vaccine Drop: An Epic Adventure in the Sky

science

•05 Sep, 2023 by Milhouse Vom Fass

The Goblinworm Plot: Her Quirks Explained By The Unseen Ally In Her Head

health

•04 Sep, 2023 by Milhouse Vom Fass