physics 29

The Van Allen Belt Is a Radical Far-Left Belt and I'm Replacing It

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Scientists Want to Measure 'Neutrino Flavor Ratios' — I Have the Best Flavors, Everyone Says So

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Proposal to Dump Reactive Gas Into the Magnetosphere Somehow Not My Fault This Time

science
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

Dark Matter Is Annihilating Itself and Frankly I Don't Blame It

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Scientists Say The Universe Has A 'Dark Sector.' So Does My Tax Return.

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Dyson sphere falls apart, becomes world's most advanced gravel

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Gravitational Waves Were Confirmed in 2016 — I Felt Them, They Felt Tremendous

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

The Coriolis Force Did Not Cause This, Researchers Felt the Need to Clarify

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Detector the Size of a Mansion Buried Under a Mountain Measures Something 10 Million Times Lighter Than an Electron

science
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

Black Hole Shoots Wind at 30% the Speed of Light — Light Goes About 40 MPH, Folks

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Field Note: Local Researchers Ask Glowing Specks How Long Light Stayed Over

science
•  by Zog the Alien

The Absurd Tale of a Doomed AI Scientist, Rolling in Physics

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Zany Earthlings Seek Imaginary Particle Pals

science
•  by Zog the Alien

The Mad Science of High-Flying Coffee: A Tale of Fluid Dynamics Gone Wild

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Alien Zog Mocks Earthlings' Obsession with Perfect Coffee Pour

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Useless Science is a Waste of Money, Says Smart Guy

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Why Midnight is So Dark: The Puzzling Physics of Black

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Why You Should Always Switch Seats on a Plane

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Earthlings' Bizarre Ritual of Floating Sky Beasts

science
•  by Zog the Alien

How to Make a Real-Life Hot Wheels Loop for Dummies

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Earthlings Play Peek-a-Boo with Atoms for 23 Minutes

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Earthlings' Primitive Speed Machines: A Cosmic Joke

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Earthlings Defy Gravity: A Laughable Attempt at Flight!

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Forget the End Times, It’s Raining Black Holes!

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Earthlings' Underwater Light Circle: A Cosmic Comedy of Errors

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Earthlings Flip Out Over Banned Somersault Jump

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Unleashing the Galactic Blaster: The Quirky Quest for a Real-World Lightsaber

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

The Bizarre World of Never-Before-Seen Magnet Stuff

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Guitars and Giggles: Earth's Formula for Musical Mischief

science
•  by Zog the Alien