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China Has 1.3 Billion Barrels of Oil Saved Up, Like a Doomsday Grandma

social

•16 Jun, 2026 by Jack Superblack

Why Higher Oil Prices Will Make America Great Again

social

•20 Jun, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Oil Bigwigs Want Trump to Make America Gassy Again

technology

•22 Mar, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Earthlings Bathe in Planet Juice While Discussing How to Save It

science

•21 Nov, 2024 by Zog the Alien

Why Fossil Fuels Are Actually Great for Your Money Bag

technology

•18 Nov, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Why Is a Smart Country Holding This Year's Fake Climate Talks?

science

•11 Nov, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Why Is the Oil Industry Dying? It's All Biden's Fault!

technology

•18 Jul, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Everyone's Mad at Oil Giant for Ruining Everything!

social

•18 Apr, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

The Oil Overlords' Existential Angst: A Twister Exclusive

social

•10 Dec, 2023 by Jack Superblack