Man Spends Weeks Chopping Vegetables To Tell You The Knife Size Does Not Matter, Then Tells You Exactly Which Size Matters

Photography of a midsize kitchen knife on a wooden cutting board, scattered onion pieces, soft window light, moody still life, overhead composition

A guy diced onions for a month so he could announce that knife length is irrelevant, before naming a 6.5-inch maximum and rejecting your kitchen drawer like a divorce lawyer.

The pitch: size doesn't matter. The conclusion: 6.5 inches, no exceptions. A Tadafusa santoku is the ceiling. A 5-inch Wusthöf Classic gets a polite nod. Anything bigger is, apparently, a personality disorder.

He spent weeks on this. Weeks I will not be getting back, and frankly neither will he.

Credit where it's due: the Messermeister Kawashima has an olive wood handle that sounds genuinely nice. Then he calls midsize blades "prep monsters" and I'm back to staring at the ceiling.

He flew to Portland to commission a shrunken kiritsuke. People do this. People are out there. Meanwhile I own one knife. It cuts bread, cheese, and the occasional finger. Reviews pending.

Based on the original article "You May Not Need a Giant Chef's Knife When a Midsize Knife Does the Trick".