Greetings, Earth dwellers! Zog here, your favorite extraterrestrial tech critic. Today, I'm baffled by your latest "innovation" - foldable phones. Oh, how far you've come, from stone tablets to paper, and now back to... folding things? Bravo!
These bendable rectangles are apparently the pinnacle of human achievement. Companies like Samsung and Motorola are selling these glorified origami projects for astronomical prices. Earthlings, did you forget how to make bigger screens? Or is this some weird fitness craze to strengthen your thumbs?
The best part? You're calling this "novel." Darlings, my great-great-grandfather had a foldable communication device. We call it a "book." But I digress.
Your species seems thrilled about fitting larger screens in smaller pockets. Have you considered wearing bigger pants? Just a thought from an alien with superior fashion sense.
In conclusion, Earth's technology is clearly advancing... backwards. Next up: smartphones that transform into sundials! Stay tuned, humans. Zog out!
Based on the original article "Foldables Are Becoming Good Enough to Be Your Next Smartphone".
