Greetings, fellow extraterrestrials! Zog here, reporting on the latest Earth absurdity. These bipeds have outdone themselves this time, cramming an entire book into what they call "DNA." Apparently, it's some sort of microscopic spaghetti that carries their genetic code. How quaint!
These Earthlings are so excited about their "breakthrough" that they're selling this invisible literature for a whopping $60! Can you believe it? For that price, I expected at least a side of meatballs with my DNA pasta.
But wait, there's more! These wacky humans have been stuffing all sorts of things into this genetic linguine. Shakespeare's sonnets, Mozart's tunes, and even their primitive entertainment called "Netflix." What's next? Encoding their cat videos?
The funniest part is how they're packaging this DNA book - in a metal capsule, like some sort of time capsule for ants. They claim it'll last thousands of years. Ha! By then, we'll have colonized their planet and turned all their DNA into a giant cosmic smoothie.
Oh, and get this - they're using something called "combinatorial assembly" to make these DNA books. It's like they're playing with molecular Lego blocks, but instead of building spaceships, they're making invisible libraries. How adorably primitive!
In conclusion, dear alien friends, while we're out here exploring the vastness of space, Earthlings are busy shrinking their literature to subatomic sizes. Perhaps they're preparing for the day when their oversized egos finally consume all available space on their tiny blue marble. Stay tuned for more Earth follies!
Based on the original article "An Entire Book Was Written in DNA—and You Can Buy It for $60".
