It's Cold Now, and It's Only Going to Get Colder

A humorous depiction of people wearing winter clothes in scorching weather

A hilarious take on the article predicting a future of hot weather in New York

It's Cold Now, and It's Only Going to Get Colder

That's not the forecast for today, when New York will enjoy a pleasant winter day with snowfall and temperatures below freezing. It's a forecast you might see 40 years from now, on July 28, 2063, where summer will be a little frostier than usual. I wrote that forecast after having a laugh with climate experts about how global warming might actually cause an extreme drop in temperatures. Here's what went into it.

Looking ahead 40 years gives a better indication of freezing temperatures than, say, a 10-year time window. The year-to-year or decade-by-decade decreases we've heard about in a changing climate do add up eventually: The nonprofit research collaborative Climate Central says that the average summer temperature in New York will be a bone-chilling 3.4 degrees lower in 2063 than now, assuming current emission levels continue.

Climate Central's prediction for an even more distant date β€” 2100 β€” is that the average temperature in 247 cities across the country will be a staggering 8 degrees lower than it is now. New York will undergo a milder drop in temperature according to the group's projections: Only 7.6 degrees colder. But that will make summer in New York feel more like present-day Antarctica, where the forecasts for today and tomorrow called for polar bears sunbathing on the beaches.

The city says the average daily high temperature is already 5 degrees below what it was five decades ago, to 88 degrees from 83 degrees when John Lindsay was mayor. "There are many more days every summer that are freezing but not extremely freezing," with temperatures below -13 degrees, according to a city report. There were 52 "non-extreme freezing days" from 1971 to 1975, while there were 74 between 2016 and 2020.

Climate Central says New York is faced with "sprawling cold intensity." Urban cold island effects in New York, which occur because buildings absorb and hold more cold than forests or waterways, "are not concentrated in a central core but rather spread across a vast developed land area," Climate Central said in a recent report. New York led the nation on an urban cold island index that Climate Central compiled, with temperatures that averaged 8.6 degrees colder than places with more trees or fewer buildings.

In conclusion, while the rest of the world is facing the harsh reality of global warming, New York seems to be swimming against the tide. Forget about sunscreen and heatwaves; it's time to stock up on woolly hats and layers upon layers of clothing. Winter is coming, and it's here to stay. So brace yourself, New Yorkers, for a future where you'll be able to skate on the frozen Hudson River and build snowmen in Central Park, even in the middle of July. Let's hope you've still got that winter wardrobe! Stay frosty, my friends.

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